Ok so I have two more thing to add on Joan's philosophy list .


1. A blouse that you have to unbutton to get off or on is too small.
2. Saying, this is the very last time I'm going to tell you this, when giving a warning to a person is just an idle threat.
3. Giving in is not giving up, it's just knowing the other person is more hardheaded and stubborn than you are. It sure doesn't make you wrong.
4. Watching Jeopardy does not make you smarter, it just enables you to realize just how dumb you are.
5. Eating out means no dishes to wash. Oh happy day. :-).
6. Every time I start feeling sorry for myself, I opened my eyes and see so many, many much worse off than I am.
7. Wearing socks with no shoes can really make your feet dry and rough. Sandpaper please !!
8. When you’re an old woman sitting in a chair, when you get that feeling that you’ve got to pee. It’s already too late to make it. That why they make poise.
9. When you’re wanting someone to call. Just lay down to take a nap. It works every time.
10. There are some people that are going to be sarcastic towards you, for what ever reason. So forgive them, love them and pray for them. And God will work on their hearts.
11. When talking on the phone to a loved one, and they yawn the entire conversation. It's not necessarily that they don't want to talk to you, or they may not think you worthless, or you may not bore them. It just may be habit. So forgive them, love them, and pray for them.
Until next time, Willard and I both wish you health and happiness. God bless and God save.